Fat Flinger: [fat-- fleeng-ur]- Noun
1. One who is willing to join the wall of "Fat Flinger" by emailing pictures for posting.
Host-First off, thank you for joining us on this special debut. We have invited special guests, and "how to" experts: Fat and Flinger.
Host-Thank you for joining us Fat and Flinger...
F&F- Thank YOU. We are delighted to answer all questions.
Host-Well lets get started!
F&F- OK!
Host-1st question from the audience?? Yes you sir...with the beautiful Mullet in the front row.
Mullet Man- how do you get your fat to fling so well?
F&F- Easy! The key is to relax and focus. Hold your body entirely still while you move ONLY your head back and forth. Let gravity, and motion do the rest.
Host- next question?? (looks around) Yes, you mam with the mom jeans on...go ahead when ready
Mom bum-(looking somewhat shy and guilty) Do you actually have to be fat to make this technique work?
F&F- Good question. The answer is NO. As you see in the display picture, These girls are all skinny as rails. Its all about skin elasticity, and the way you move.
Host- We are all out of time for today, but I thank you for your insights, and look forward to seeing more and more Fat Flingers enter the ranks!
Thursday, May 22, 2008
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ROFL. Okay, so I am laughing my head off. This is Taylor's sister. I will have to try the fat fling.
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